I’ll Eat My Shirt

My name’s Michael Fendley, ya hear?  And I’m The Financial Man with the Financial Plan.  I’m good. Ya see?

Ask around.  I got the best rates in town and I never frown.  Always smiling and always beguiling.  Serving you day or night, until I get it right.

I make money when you make money and look at this face?  I’m a guy that loves money and me loving money means that your loving money even when your sleepin and not even thinking bout money.

Let me take your money and pile it up for you.  If I can’t make you a million, I’ll eat my shirt.  Guaranteed.