Ugly Duckling
This song was written back in 1991 by Chris Christman for an album we were working on at the time called, Lizard Run Around Crazy Like A Chicken. I lost the original recording so I did it again. The first letter of each line of the song spells out F U C K Y O U. That was carefully planned by Chris
Teeny Tiny Short Shorts
When we were kids we would make up songs about each other. My dad started it with hit songs like, “Pampers in the Water”, or “Rich Kids”, or “Don’t Go Outside When Your Mom and Dad aren’t there.
We later picked up on this and wrote hit songs like “Hey Dan”, and “Yolando Do Do Do”, and “These are my friends”. Great songs.
In keeping with the tradition, I wrote this song where everyone gets a verse. Hope you like it!
A Real Gents Gent
Not many people know this but our Great Uncle, Herbert, was the original dirty crooner from 1926. A real pioneer and the first of many, he sang at various vaudeville acts across New York State and was known for always singing through a big megaphone. I can’t help but think how many after him (such as 2 Live Crew) owe a debt of gratitude for the trail he blazed so many years ago. I uncovered this original film in an old dust bin in the attic. He was one of the all-time greats that is for sure.