Inspirational Quotes From Beautiful People

Posted on Apr 15, 2016 in Funny

I am starting a new series called, Inspirational Quotes from Beautiful People.  I hope you can derive a few life lessons from these accomplished men and woman.  The gallery will be located here – Inspirational Quotes from Beautiful People.


8 Annoying Habits That Will Make People Unfollow You on Instagram

Posted on Apr 15, 2016 in Funny, Popular


Instagram is popular.  There are over 400 million active users and they claim that about 1 in 5 people that use the internet, post their photos to Instagram. That  is pretty amazing considering Instagram is relatively new to the photography world, having launched 5 years ago.

But it isn’t all fun and games with Instagram.  Like the real world there are annoying people that can really chap your hide.  I read an interesting thread on Reddit this week and it was fascinating.  It was about annoying habits that photographers do on Instagram that make people want to unfollow them.  You can read it here – Annoying Instagram Users

I decided to do some research on the subject and found that there are 9 super annoying things that will make someone want to unfollow you on Instagram.  This isn’t what I say.  This is what people on the internet say when asked. Don’t be “That Guy” and fall into any of these bad habits.

#1 Posting Too Many of the Same Looking Photo Day after Day

Really want to annoy someone on Instagram?  Than post similar looking photos everyday.  If you really, really want to annoy someone, post your face in a similar looking picture everyday.  Like this guy – His name is Mr Pimp Good Name and he is the King of the Selfie.  You can check out his profile here – The King.

The Self Proclaimed King of the Selfie never gets tired of his own face.


#2 Tricking People into Following You, Then Unfollowing Them

This is the one that bugs me the most.  To get followers, people on Instagram will follow other people with the hope that they will follow them back.  It is sort of like unspoken Instagram etiquette to follow back people that follow you.

But some people take advantage of that and quickly unfollow people after they have received the benefit of the other person following them.  I call this person the Tricky Follower in that the fool you into following them.

You can always tell the Tricky Follower because they have thousands of followers but follow no one.


#3 OverPosting or Posting Too Many Boring Photos In A Single Day

Face it.  If you are posting more than 1 photo on Instagram a day you are posting Too Much!  People that follow you can digest about 1 photo from you a day and if you are posting more you are probably boring them out of their mind and they are likely to unfollow you.   Posting too much might get you featured on this Tumblr Account – The Worlds Most Boring Instagram Photos.

Ya didn’t really need to post this stupid pic did ya?


#4 Putting Quotes on All Your Photos

Hey I like photo quotes as much as the next guy but if you are posting pictures and every single one of them has an inspirational quote on them,  you might be overdoing it.  Besides I never find that the people that post inspiration quotes everyday are very accomplished.  If you are posting too many photo quotes you might find yourself dropping in popularity rapidly!

Use your Photo Quotes Sparingly to Have the Most Impact on Someone.


#5  Advertising Too Much (Or Maybe at All) 

The worst. No one likes to feel like they got fooled into watching an advertisement but this can get to be a big problem on Instagram with people that essentially turn their accounts into big billboards for advertisers.   The worst offenders are celebrities typically that have huge followings.  They advertise so much they are called “Adstagrammers”.  Here is an article on it – The Worst Offenders.

Scott Disick is the King of Adstagrammers


#6 Posting Too Many Photo Cliches

This one kills me.  Photo cliches are photos that are so overused that they lose their original importance or meaning.  And Instagram is literally full of them. You know you have seen them.   They lack originality.  They are more style over substance.  And they are boring.  And the internet says if you post too many of them, you are likely to get UNFOLLOWED on Instagram.

Here are some of the all time favorite photo cliches on Instagram.

The Ultimate WanderLust Shot Looking over Nature


 Hey Guess What, I am a Photographer.


I have a floppy hat and shades standing in nature.


#7  Overkill on the HashTags 

And then there are those people that just overkill on the hashtags on every picture.  Most people don’t even read hashtags.  They just glaze over them.  But that doesn’t prevent people from lines and lines of them on every picture. #nofilter,#justsaying,#blessed,#rageblackout, #winning,#luckygirl, # skinnygirlproblems, #helloasshole, #ilovecats, #MuslimRage, #daddycool, #badhashtag.  Get it?  Do these too  much and it will get so obnoxious people will stop following you.


#8 –  Going Ape Shit on the HDR Look

HDR is cool.  HDR is also very not cool.  You have to be careful to use it pretty sparingly or people will get very annoyed with you.  Bad HDR is notorious on the internet and people are getting pretty fed up with it.  If you have never seen bad HDR, you can check out this site to see some real doozies – Cringeworthy Examples of HDR.

Hey even I was guilty of this back early in my photography career and I went way overboard!

I went Ape Shit with HDR back in the day. #sorry, #notsorry.


Don’t be that Guy

Ok, so now you know.  Don’t be that guy.  Try to avoid some of the pitfalls and annoying habits that will make you Public Enemy #1 on Instagram.  Have fun and remember, The only person you should try to better than is the person you were yesterday.

Are Some Photographers Too Grumpy?

Posted on Mar 31, 2016 in Funny, photography

A few months ago, I published a podcast called The Photographers Conflict which addressed some of the conflicts that photographers seem to have with each other.

I thought I might be the only one who felt this way.  Well that is until this week when I was reading Trey Ratcliff’s blog and he had a little excerpt  about something very similar.  He questioned why photographers appeared to be so grump in this post – Stuck in Customs.

Trey is one of my favorite photographers that just goes out there, explores the world, takes lots of awesome photos and always keeps a really positive attitude – very similar to Scott Kelby, one of my other favorite photographers.

What Trey Had to Say

“Have you noticed there are quite a few photographers that take themselves QUITE seriously? I don’t really hang out with a lot of other photographers… but I was thinking about this in Venice when I was walking around St. Mark’s square and random photographers were everywhere. So many of them were SO serious… walking around and scowling… getting that shot… it’s such a funny thing to me.”

Screen Shot 2016-03-31 at 10.16.25 AM

Even Psychologist Have Noticed It

It seems that it has become such a thing that even psychologist have written about it. I came across an interesting blog that explored the same topic and attempted to answer the question – Why Photographers Behave Badly Online.  It was an interesting article that you can find here – Why Photographers Behave Badly.

The article basically attributes it to a combination of cognitive dissonance  and sour grapes. It occurs when photographers somehow feel wronged by others that they perceive are not as good as themselves or when they feel someone is getting unfair recognition compared to themselves.

I think Trey and others might be on to something here.  This is not an one off event but perhaps a growing trend as the popularity of photography grows and more of us are sharing the world.

Here are 5 things I have noticed recently that make me believe, some photographers are just too grumpy.

1) Photographers don’t seem to smile at each other very much

I must say the overwhelming majority of my interactions with other photographers are super positive. But, I often have the same experience as Trey as well. In fact,  over time, I am finding more negativity creeping in. I’m not sure why.

For example, when I go out taking photos along the beaches here in San Diego, I often go to places where lots of photographers are milling about.

I usually try to make eye contact with them and smile mostly because we are all doing the same thing which is find a nice picture.   Most people that are not photographers often smile back and say something cheery. But pretty universally, I find that other photographers will avoid eye contact all together and make those scowling or serious faces like this is no joke.

The most interesting photographer in the world will not often make eye contact with you, but when he does you are an asshole.


2) The Harshest Critics of Photographers are other Photographers

I read photography blogs everyday.  Mostly I read F-Stoppers and PetaPixel as they find them to be the most relevant to me.  They are great blogs but I try to avoid scrolling down the comments section to become too discouraged.  No matter what the article is about, I find that there will always be some negativity in the comments.

I will sometimes write guest blogs for PetaPixel on subjects that I think are of general interest. I made the mistake of reading some of the comments that were posted to my first article and got discouraged.   I felt really bad about my writing and my photography.  I can’t say that the comments were not accurate, just that the negative tone made them a bit hard to digest.

My first lesson was to never read the comment section.


3) Photographers Don’t Seem to Want Other Photographers Around

I was at a wedding a few years ago.  The bride and groom asked me to bring my camera and take some photos for them during the ceremony.

Everything was going great.  I was taking lots of nice shots of the ceremony.  Then all of a sudden this guy wearing 3 cameras, wearing all black, comes up to me and starts getting very hostile.  He said, “make sure you stay out of my shots!”.  Turns out he was the photographer they hired.  He wasn’t the nicest guy in the world but he was determined to shut every other camera in the room off.  He wasn’t nice about it either.

Anyway, I slinked off making sure that I was in the back of the room.  Even though the bride and groom wanted me to take pictures, I felt shamed into staying out of his way.  Every so often he would glare at me to make sure I knew he was was watching me.

Interestingly enough, later that night, I started to take a few pictures of people at tables and he hopped right in front of me and started taking the same ones I was. He was very aggressive. Funny,  but photographers seem to not like other photographers hanging around (particularly at weddings I have noticed!)

Too many photographers can make you feel like you are a rat in a cage


4) Photographers Get So Competitive They Start Landing Blows

I read a great article by Rob Sheppard that talks about photographers getting very competitive in iconic places as they try to get the best shots for themselves.  You can read the article here – Grumpy or Joyful Photographer.

In his article he shares what his friend told him after returning from a Yosemite – It was a weekend and peak time for fall color, so there were crowds of photographers. It was a photo fest everywhere I went. There were many people at sunset at the bristlecones and Mono Lake, perhaps partly due to Yosemite and Death Valley being closed.

Most of these photographers, especially some clearly in photo workshops, did not seem to be having much fun.  Very grumpy, competitive and soooo anxious to be in the right spot – glad I didn’t have to hang around them much.

I have experienced this, too, both photographer numbers and photographers not seeming to have fun in locations from Yosemite to Arches to Canyonlands National Parks and more. A photographer I know even witnessed fist fights in the Slot Canyons near Page, Arizona.

A Battered Photographer Returns from Yosemite


5) Some Photographers Get Upset About New Technologies and Change

New technology tends to bring out the grumpy old photographer in all of us.  And so does anytime type of change among quite a few photographers.

When digital cameras came out, some photographers got upset about it because it wasn’t pure photography like film.   See this article on how Technology ruins photography.

When photoshop emerged, some photographers got upset about it because it was altering the image to much and was not pure photography.  See this article on how Photoshop is Ruining Landscape Photography.

When IPhone photography exploded with sharing sites like Instagram, some photographers got upset because they felt like it wasn’t true photography.  See this article on how Instagram is Debasing Photography.

When VSCO, RNI, Alien Skin started releasing preset filters that helped people make their photos look cool, some photographers got upset that it was ruining photography.  See this article on how  Filters make your photography lazy.

These articles make good points, but they are not going to stop the inevitable progress of photography.  Things will get more digital.  Tools will make things easier.  Photography will continue to grow and more people than ever will be participating each and every day.

I think new technology can be threatening and has a way of upsetting people that are stuck in their current ways. In photography, I always think its important to embrace new technologies that help your photos.

The last “real” photographer died 50 years ago, and these were his cameras. 


Trying to Stay Positive and Out of the Grump Zone

I have to  confess. I am sure there is a little bit of the grumpy photographer in me from time to time.  I sometimes have to avoid myself from taking it all too seriously and to remember that photography is a choice for me and not a job. I guess I have the luxury of not taking it all too seriously.  I have the luxury to make it my hobby.  Not everyone has that so they need to take it more seriously than me.

But, I believe nothing good ever comes out of a negative mindset.  I can’t make my photography candle burn brighter by blowing out someone else’s candle.  I cannot create something good if I am focused on how bad someone else is or how bad their photography is, or why I think I could do it better.

Thanks for Reading!

1 Penny A Day to Help these Poor Children

Posted on Mar 28, 2016 in Funny


Each year, thousands and thousands of bow tying wearing boys just like this little guy are denied from eating 100% of their candy given to them by the Easter Bunny on Easter Sunday.  In this modern world, its hard to imagine that every kid cannot enjoy as much candy as they can eat in a single sitting and are denied even the simplest of life’s simple pleasures.  The whole basket of candy is given to them, yet somehow they are not allowed to eat it all.  Sometimes the world delivers a crippling blow.

Forced to grovel and live a hungry candy-less existence for sometimes minutes at a time, these poor kids somehow survive and keep positive.  It’s a wonder they survive but it is a testament to the human spirit.

Isn’t there something that can be done for these kids?  Is there a way to help?   The answer is yes.  For as little as 1 penny a day, you can sponsor a child and provide them with much needed candy next Easter.  By donating a penny a day, you will receive a package containing your Easter Candy Foster Baby’s name, age and a photo so you can remember them each and every day.  But more importantly you will receive the tremendous feeling of compassion from helping someone less fortunate and needy then yourself.

So go on.  Give that penny a day.  It doesn’t mean much to you.  But it sure can mean the world to them.

Mr Mustachio

Posted on Dec 25, 2015 in Funny

These are the Days

Posted on Oct 25, 2015 in Funny


The year was 1978.  It was a big day.  My first dance of my life.  I was a nervous wreck.  The 8th grade class was graduating and so by tradition the 7th graders including myself would get to go to the big graduation dance held in the SRL Hall.

I really don’t know how these things went.  I didn’t know how to dance.  I didn’t know what to wear.  And I definitely didn’t even know how to talk to a girl.  I was in a time crunch and needed help fast to pull it altogether.

Learning to Dance

Step 1 was to learn to dance.  My brother Bill is no Michael Jackson but he offered to be my tutor.  He only knew one dance so it was pretty simple.  He told be under no uncertain terms was I do deviate from this.  He told me I might be tempted to get a little wild as the music moved me but warned me to stick with this.


Learning to Dress and Woo Woman

Next step, what to do about the whole girl thing.  Bill came to rescue again.  He recommended a nice little baby blue leisure suit with a butterfly collar.  He also handed me a bottle of Hai Karate and said, ” You gotta smell good”.  Put this on.  It smelled like Dad.  I was well on my way to become a significant player at this dance.


Step 3 –  Learning to ask a girl to dance

This was a hard step but Bill again came to the rescue.  He said the best way to ask a girl to dance is to not ask at all.  He said you go up and start dancing and say, “Hey you wanna dance?”.  Kind of by default they have to say Yes because you have assumed they do.  This was seeming to be a snap.  I just had to dance and ask questions.  Simple.

awkward dance

The Big Dance!

So the dance night I was a nervous wreck.  Drenched in Hai Karate and my baby blue leisure suit with the butterfly collar I couldn’t help but think I maybe over did it as I looked around.

Everyone else looked pretty casual and laughing as they entered the hall.  One of the nuns broke out the record player and started putting records on.  To the sounds of “Ring My Bell” the disco hit of the time I scanned the room.   I started to move my legs a bit as Bill had instructed me and started walking around the hall a bit.

The Awkward Shuffle Followed by More Snacks

The dance floor filled quickly and there were just  a couple of girls sitting on the opposite wall.  I didn’t care who I danced with.  I just felt like the whole place was watching me and I didn’t want to look dumb.

I started shuffling to the opposite wall to approach one of the gals and then as I got real close I diverted my walk to the snack table.  I had choked and now I was pretending that I wanted to eat some peanuts not dance.

I made the walk of shame back to the boys wall and felt really dumb.  For the next 30 minutes I proceeded to do the same awkward shuffle to the girls side only to shuffle over to the snack table every time.  I was so sick of eating peanuts. My stomach was actually turning because I had eaten too many peanuts. I was not sure how much longer I could continue the charade until I threw up.

Success, Finally.

As I made the walk of shame back one final time, someone tapped me on the shoulder.  It was a girl named Cristina.  She smiled and said, “Want to Dance?”  I could not even express my gratitude to her enough.

She had literally saved me.  I was doing my dance.  I wasn’t getting crazy.  I just did it like a robot until the song was over.  Mission Accomplished.  All was good at the Times of Our Life Dance.


I Am Not a Robot Duet

Posted on Oct 23, 2015 in Funny

Chet and Aaron came down to San Diego and Aaron told me that Chet wanted to record a song about Robots because he really likes them.  So we created this little Father and Son drama duet.  The intensity is over the top as Aaron reveals some shocking news to Chet who refuses to believe.  He is eventually convinced that he is a robot but in a dramatic turn of events turns the table on his dad.

Tall Tales from Chet

Posted on Oct 16, 2015 in Funny